Beer Drinkers with a Running Problem
Welcome to UnMasked Hash House Harriers
On-Sec: Dick Tested Mother Approved
Haberdasher: Oral CumUnicator
RA: Open
Hare Raiser: Hot Tub Slut
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Unmasked H3 are Beer Drinkers with a running problem. We’re based out of Dayton Ohio, but our trails can be as far south as Hamilton and North to Tipp City. We’re unconventional, nonjudgmental, and adult oriented.
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This group was formed to cater to hashers looking for trails during the pandemic. This group is not intended to rival other local hashs, but to provide an alternate venue for wanks and wankettes to run, walk, jog trail. Trails will not intentionally be scheduled to conflict with Dayton H3.
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There are no rules, only traditions. If you want to hug, then hug. If you prefer to social distance, that’s ok too. Everyone can cum and enjoy trail at their own comfort level. Make your own choices. Enjoy the outdoors and some shiggy trails. We run rain or shine, hot or cold, etc…
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UnMasked H3 Awards
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Five Trails: Black Headband
Ten Trails: Personalized Red Headband
Twenty Trails: UnMasked Bumper Sticker
Fifty Trails: UnMasked Luggage Tag
Sixty Nine Trails: ?
One Hundred Trails: Centenarian Mug
Hares:
10 Haring: Patch
20 Haring: Patch
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4-Legged Hashers
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UnMasked is dog friendly, as long as you’re bringing a friendly dog. Dogs are usually our best-behaved hashers. Owners are responsible for leashing his/her dog and ensuring no hostile situations between other hashers or dogs (humping legs are ok and encouraged). With that said, some of our on-afters are not dog friendly, so if you plan on bringing Lassie to the hash, know that she may not be able to eat/drink with us at the On-After.
Owners should consider the climate. UnMasked runs rain or shine, cold or hot. Our trails are not normally pavement pounders; we run trails, paths, cross creeks, climb hills, etc… there could be mud, water, etc..
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Little Horrors
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UnMasked H3 is an adult oriented group. Children (better known as “little horrors”) should not be brought to the hash unless it’s advertised as “Family Friendly”. This is to avoid uncomfortable situations from other members. We love the little horrors; however, shouldn’t have to be cognizant of our behaviors (language and/or drinking) to accommodate. Please know that this isn’t a reflection on the parents, we love you even more.
We will have family friendly trails listed throughout the year.
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